ahh, wikipedia wont let me see the page on humour. the pipe smokers obviously run wikipedia aswell

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gees, perhaps there should be a off the forum bit so people that are not smoking the pipe and in the slippers can have a joke

yea, wat are those huys guna be like when their all in there sixteis, if they have no humour now.

although, i will make this thread usefull, some info about urine/wee/piss;

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Some animals, such as cats and dogs, spray urine on objects to mark their territory or property.

Taking advantage of the scents of those animals' urine, some companies sell animal urine, usually coyote or fox to cities and other organizations to prevent their trees from being stolen for use as Christmas trees.

Many drug tests are done on urine.

In more rural times, urine was collected and used in the manufacture of gunpowder. Stale urine was filtered through a barrel full of straw and allowed to continue to sour for a year or more. After this period of time, water was used to wash the resulting chemical salts from the straw. This slurry was filtered through wood ashes and allowed to dry in the sun. Saltpeter (potassium nitrate) crystals were then collected and added to brimstone (sulphur) and charcoal (carbon) to create black powder. This practice was documented in the Foxfire series of books.

Premarin is a hormone replacement product produced from the urine of a pregnant horse and is one of the most widely used hormone therapies.

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine"

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damn, we better stop, im out i give up:P

is this a cops and robbers thread now?

"hey I Got Banned!!"

so does that mean im still holding the record so far. (not that it means much, and dont worry im not getting big headed)

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how often do you masturbate??

im in a dodgy mood tonight so dont give me ideas.

i vote DO NOT LOCK THIS THREAD

actually, hows bout a deal, they lock this thread when we get a new patch, patch V.

Quote from thisnameistaken :

That sounds harsh mate. I used to get that a lot when I was your age, it was no fun at all. Hope you've got a few good mates to rely on.

naa its all good now. i think my dad just didnt like the idea that im not just going to do everything he wants. its probably the first time someones actually stood up and not backed down. but for some reason he wasnt mad at me when we seen each other again. mibi he respects me more for sticking up for myself. godknows.

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well if i can hold it in, with all this coke, i reckon i can land it right in jam.ez head, and make him smell of urine hehehehe

approximatly 12 oclock british time 2morrow.

lately i just havent been on lfs much. lots of arguments at home, getting chucked out of the house, coming back, starting A levels and so on. then the fact that i just dont seem to have the energy to actually concentrate on the track. i dont think ill pla that much till my oval league starts. (see sig) then i might get back into it. this forum still makes me laugh though. but iv also losing interest in other things to do with lfs such as skins, teams, websites and so on.

add a poll. i have a piss every mornin wen i get up.

and usually a few on night. depends how much i drink really.

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This is a long shot, but do you by any chance listen to metal?

as in metal music. no. unless you count deep purple and guns and roses and led zepplin as metal. but there classic rock in my eyes.

i aint a goth. i wear pink.

i aint a puff.

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

What is this an AA meeting?

Speaking of AA meetings, when I get lazy (all the time), I just tap "sa" into the address bar on firefox, press down and enter, but sometimes I miss down, and just enter "sa", now Firefox has an inbuilt search dodar in the address bar, which takes you to a website that most suits what you entered. It always takes me here. I found it funny.

haha. urgghh, awful thought, WA. work it out. i hope there aint a site for that. anyway, you are all forgetting that not all lfs players are male, mibi some female members of the community would like to open up to us (not literally), and shed some light from a different perspective.

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(I have a fear of phones >.<).

awwww

"im phsycoman and i have a fear of phones"

*we all clap*

EDIT: im not rude, im just a 16 yer old lad whos in need of love an attention.

jeremy clarkson!!!

the stig or chuck norris.

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

There is probably some truth in that.
I learnt last Friday that you can buy love with gifts, any woman who says otherwise is a liar.

hmm whens the g25 coming out again, anyone willing to buy me one of them can have my love and bumdraft me whenever they want.



(that was a joke btw)

Quote from Jakg :

the other lived 6,640 miles away!

o....k..... i bet you got sick of the sight of each other did you?

do your cars stripes glow in the dark?

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

I hear Tristen is open for anything.


But who needs to do research, it already exists. Anyone who plays LFS is a huge geek (anyone who says otherwise is a geek in hiding). Geeks are the best lovers.

There go, LFS players are the best lovers.

im not a geek. but i also dont have a girl freind,. or have any luck in that area.

can we please have a world record section for the drag strip on lfsworld please. pretty please.

Last edited by Captain Slow, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 20:57.

i know there isnt, so i might put it in improvements suggestions. because it wouldnt be to hard to do would it? for the clever computer people.

i think there should be a drag WR section on lfs world. this is second drag wr thread atm. and im winning the other one, GET ON THERE!!!!!

hahahaaaaaaa i thought that video was excellent. it looks really proffesional. gud job.

actually i never got no email sayin happy birthday. mibi im too special perhaps

ahh ok. im just using a crappy BT internet browser with popup blocker so that might be why. it also says there was an error with the scripts. if that helps.

Quote from Crazy Harry :

Please!
and
Thanks mate

youll be able to do better than me, im not a drag racer. only time i tried properly is tonight.